Saturday, January 24, 2009

Nothing like a good joke...

A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?

HIGHLIGHT BELOW WITH CURSOR TO SEE THE ANSWER

When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."

3 comments:

AJ said...

good joke. finding the answer was the best part. so clever you are!

Scoresbys said...

Oh, I so knew that one! It's a classic English teacher joke.

Tara said...

very funny. the highlighting part made it so exciting!